Parody of a Tragedy

a good booty turns me into an aggressive black man.

Give it up for the failures.

w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens

when theyre in trouble

thefrogman:

A long time ago, a corgi was checking out the wonders of Sweden. He assembled some furniture, ate some red candy fish, and then had crazy sex with a wolf.

Misty the Swedish Vallhund [website]

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high