Parody of a Tragedy

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

annacdp:

George R. R. Martin 

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

thedevilmonkey:

So since Parrish is a supernatural, and after I saw that trailer,  I read up about mythical creatures immune to fire and a lot of stuff came up but one of the more popular and one that i think might work is a Phoenix

They can live to be thousands of years old and still appear incredibly young

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They were wise, intelligent beasts

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And if they died they would be consumed by flames

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Only to be reborn from the ashes

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They were hella fine creatures too

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littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

elionking:

susiethemoderator:

lilcoffee:

coconutoil97:

she wanna have an ass so bad but i support it

lmfao

#BlackGirlsWithSmallButts2K14

but she working what she got

"I don’t know why we’re going after a beta when there’s an alpha on the field."
"Because an entire pack of aphas went after McCall and he was the one left standing."

oscar worthy